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Welcome! May 16, 2010

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Saat dua teman akrab masuk toko beli camilan..
Petugas toko: Huānyíng guān lín!
TemanA: Eh, apaan tuh maksudnya?
TemanB: Welcome!
TemanA: Loh, katanya kamu tadi ngajak ke 7/11 ??!!

Didengar TemanB yang buru-buru keluar buat nge-cek ulang nama tokonya.

*lokasi: 7/11 Taipei, Taiwan

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Bahasa pemrograman baru April 1, 2010

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Tugas mata kuliah image processing baru saja diberikan.
Anak1: “Ntar pake basa program apa buat ngerjain tugas?”
Anak2: “Pake FB.”

Didengar oleh asisten dosennya, lalu bergegas googling mencari varian baru dari Visual Basic.

Dapat A! December 11, 2008

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Selesai ujian, dua orang teman saling cari tahu, bisa apa ndak.
Teman1: “Dapat nilai berapa kira-kira nanti?”
Teman2: “Dapet A kayaknya..”
Teman1: “Ouw, iya ta? Kayaknya semalam kamu ndak belajar?”
Teman2: “Iya, dapet A… Angus.. Ancur.. Amblas.. Au’ ah, gelap.”


Didengar oleh temannya, yang tiba-tiba merasa ingin teriak kencang-kencang.

Funny Cats & Animations December 9, 2008

Posted by haryoktav in Jokes.
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This kind of stuff always makes me lot of laugh. Check this out!

Animation
Still loving you – http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=YAKX0ZzUtA8
She’s gone – http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=obSzaVJmulM
I will survive – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdc3o7wOwNA

Freaky animal 🙂
Who let the dogs out – http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx22l_LDYVQ
Cat I’m a kitty cat http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=QuPwwGEeSLo
Singing Cat – http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=iiuEA2eOpHE
Sweet Chicken Singing  – http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=nnzsCPqJCy8

Another Cats – http://www.jazab.com/marieFunnyCatz.html